With some help from a Mac user, a proper build has now been created (thanks Kye!)

I am sorry to all users who fell victim to my totally intentional prank of releasing a non-working build for Mac. This time, I can assure you it has been tested on the devices it was made for, and it should work exactly the same as the Windows release.

I hope anyone who couldn't previously play the game sees this and now gets a chance to, and has as much fun playing it as I've had making it!